Personal adaptation from a concept outlined in "Diary" by Chuck Palahniuk... yep the author of "Fight Club".
If the new 'lead' from the mailroom feels the need to cheerfully say 'hi, how are you' with such excitement that it looks like her eyes are going to pop out of her head... but they don't acutally pop out- take a drink.
If she does this EVERYTIME she sees you- Take another drink (each time).
If you see her 11 billion times a day and she still does it EVERYTIME she sees you with enthusiam that equals and rivals the very 1st time she did it- Take 2 drinks and an Advil liquid gel.
If she does it 3 times in 5 minutes- stop drinking... you (or I) will not make it to 11 a.m. with out sliding out of this chair. That would neither be impressive or attractive.
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