SexyBack

...I'm bringing sexy back. JT. It is also the theme song for today. Why?

I had a bright (i.e. not looking so bright) idea to try step aerobics yesterday as a cardio before circuit and boxing. Ummmm I remember why I no longer step... and haven't since I was fresh out of high school. It may be a cardio great thing... but it's boring as all get out... very reminiscent of every aerobics class from the 80's and in contrast to Circuit phenom... it's not at all motivational.

So I quit before they hit the mats, it was just too awful. I get ready for circuit... here comes the Mexican. He is forever in love with some little white girl (that is not racist... it's true). He calls his little crushes his "Lattes". He is going to get the 19 year old that works at the front desk to hook him up with one of her friends... the trade off is it will be a double date w/Bama. I have to stop myself from a gag reflex. Again it feels like I've been kicked in the stomach. Whatever, he is not mine he can do whatever he wants.

Here comes Little Bit. She is the only other girl in my group. She is now a personal trainer. She is petite and getting very defined muscle tone in a non-feminine way. She is P-days girlfriend. She cut her hair very short. Someone told her she had muscles like a man and looks like a lesbian w/her hair cut short.

What a testament to how people's bodies are different. She asks why I get longer and leaner and she gets bigger... I say less weight more reps, more cardio... she is there every day all day... I got 2/3 days for about an hour and 1 hour of yoga w/ sporadic running when I have time.

We whisper in the corner and lick our egos. She asks why mine, I tell the truth "stupid boy that I might have stupid liked, never acted right, dates other people and has yet to realize I am the Sun". She shows me the girl who said it too her. That girl is fat. I have to laugh. I tell Little bit that while we try to build up all women to be the amazing goddesses they are... if you jab at me, that is free reign to knock you smooth the f*ck out.

Bunny says I get no sympathy and it's time to get over this sh*t. She is right.

So little bit and I say... "I'm bringing SexyBack". It is the theme song and dammit it is the truth.

and we run... and I beat everybody for the 1st time freakin EVER! Little bit and all of the boys! and no hyper ventilating. (now we just need to beat Bama and I will feel my spite fulfilled). The Mexican laughs as I get high fives for rocking out and P-Day screams "GET SOME".

at the end of boxing... Bunny and I fix our worlds with Mexican food and Margaritas. all in all good night.