I think overly ugly clothing should come with a story... "My mom bought me the hot pink plaid suit with the last $2 she won from an all night poker game in which she sold a bear, won a title to a castle in Germany, and cured athlete's foot!"
I further think that you have said story ready to just whip out whenever someone is standing next to you..."I know my pink plaid suit is ugly, but..."
You know it's ugly, I imagine you did this on purpose. Don't make me ask... just tell me WHY? Why are you shocking my senses way too early in the morning with something that is overly pink. and plaid.
... oh and lest you think I am a hippo-head... this comes from the girl who is rockin the khakis that have not been ironed.
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