Friday, February 09, 2007

20...because I ain't no punk and I have the balls to do it sober :)

20. I lost my virginity at 17. That was also my 1st kiss.

19. I don't know if people beyond my friends read my blog and it doesn't really concern me. I did want the site meter because it seems a cool thing to have but I am a techno illiterate.

18. The thought of having sex with a porn star (or stripper... or escort) really repulses me. (ditto) I have trouble understanding guys (or girls) who think there would be anything 'hot' about this. (ditto part 2)

17. I have never slept w/ a TA or professor... but I did have a trainer that I wondered about.

16. If he'd actually offered... I might not have said no.

15. I can't imagine sleeping with someone younger than me.

14. The first time I went to an gynocologist I was 13 and told I had ovarian cysts. They are still there. Years later I was diagnosed with endimetriosis and had a laproscopy to see the extent of tissue left. The doc said I have a window of 3-5 years to have a child... and then I will have to REALLY try.

13. The way I found out was getting checked because sex was so painful. In retrospect I feel bad for that boyfriend because he saw me through so much including a chemical menopause... and I was terrible to him because I was angry over having my heart broken by someone else.

12. I would say that I am not superstitious but so much of Hinduism (I am a Hindu) encompasses so much mysticism that I don't know if I could say that in good faith. (get it?)

11. Water Buffallo and I caught Beeker and his girlfriend having sex in the car on 'Lover's lane' after prom. He turned on his brights and blew the horn, then we drove to Beekers house and pulled into his driveway (w/ Beeker following- he FREAKED). Then we took the spot only to get busted by Beeker who showed up with a bat. We weren't doing anything because I am prissy- so Buffallo jumps out and it was cool. Beeker came back again to bring us a bottle of Tequila.

10. About the SCG - I could never be that drunk...or that stupid to post anything on here. (me either :)

9. I would like to work my way up to casual sex. I may be there. But I know me... I get attached. I'm working on that.

8. I've never so much as kissed a woman that was not white. and I have never kissed a white woman :) No I lie, I actually have. That JD put that on his list is interesting to me. Especially with the Bama thing. Jenny-Bear called me insensitive. Different post entirely- or not at all.

7. This one is mushy. Even though I know NOW that the Water Buffallo is terrible in bed... at the time he was all I knew, and I loved him, and it was great. I could not have asked, dreamed or prayed for a more patient and gentle 1st love.

6. The only guy I regret sleeping with was Beeker (to hurt Water Buffallo).

5. Sometimes (because I have so much of it) sex is still painfull. It requires foresight and lots of advil.

4. If the guy I am "with" keeps hinting at the advil... he's not getting any. If he is understanding and sweet I will buy advil in bulk (from Costco even :)

3. I had a stalker for over 3 years. I still don't know who he was or what he wanted. If I ever know who he was, so help me I will sue the G-D daylights out of him. If he is unemployed and begging on the street and someone gives him a nickel, I will be right beside him with a judgement that says 2 of those cents are mine and I want my 2 cents.

2. There are lots of times that I have refused sex in a committed relationship. Sometimes I just don't wanna.

1. I am scared of *ahem* wangs (OH we are soooo in 2nd grade) that are too big. It just looks like it would hurt. Size matters and it is possible to be TOO big. and too small is bad too.

So there we are and most of you know this stuff already. K... Bond is taking my SHORT hair out to lunch today. As I am attached to it, I get to go as well.

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